Phid Fighting

It was the usual boring Wednesday night when Dragyn decided to host a Archers/Mages/Bards only hunt to the Phid Hill. Artur Hawking squealed with delight when he was chosen to be the bait and lure the phids to the hill.

Kale: I was expecting something a little more…exciting.
Justice: (regarding the phids lack of attraction to Artur) So were they.

But things soon picked up when we got Justice to act as a second puller to risk his life for our amusement.

Justice: (gasping for air)
Kale: That’s all?

Justice: In Vas Mani
Indiana Jones: In Vas Mani
Dragyn: In Vas Mani
I Sell Recalls: In Vas Mani
Kale: In Vas….forget that, just get your butt back up here, Justice.

Dragyn: Okay, here’s the plan…Kale, you and I will hit them with our bardic skills.
Kale: Right.
Dragyn: Indiana, I want….Indiana? Hey guys, you gonna join us this evening??

And then there are those who are just never satisfied.

Artur Hawking: Naw, medium size pull. We can do better.
Dragyn: *gulp*
Kale: They’re cute. Can I bring one home with me?

And they say parades are never exciting.

A good ‘ol fashion Phid Barbecue

Lexar: *sniff sniff* That’s rank.
Kale: Smells like Ma’s cooking.

Really has no relevance, I just thought the crows booing was funny. 😛

HA! Those phids never stood a CHANCE…..especially when their attackers are casting and provoking from the safety of the hill.

Kale: Nanny nanny nah nah! You can’t get me! Thfffft! Neener neener. I own you! Take that! Ha!
Lord Nox: Kale?
Kale: Hmm?
Lord Nox: How old are you?

Lord Nox: Hey Indiana?
Indiana Jones: Yeah?
Lord Nox: Ever get the feeling you were being watched?
Indiana Jones: All the time.
Lord Nox: Hey Indiana?
Indiana Jones: Yeah?
Lord Nox: Can you get your horse’s rear out of my face?
Indiana Jones: Oops. Sorry.
Lord Nox: Hey Indiana?
Indiana Jones: Yeah?
Lord Nox: I love you, man.

Phids: *cheering*
Kale: Thank you…..thank you….
Phids: *cheering*
Kale: You want an encore? Really, I shouldn’t…
Phids: *cheering*
Kale: It’s getting late…
Phids: *cheering*
Kale: Oh…well if you insist…

In Flam Grav
In Nox Grav

We even got to try something that we were never able to do on previous Phid Hunts…

LOOT!!!

Kale: Oh…sure, don’t get up guys, I got it. Wouldn’t want you to sprain a finger or break a nail while looting.