Overboard

Once upon a time there was a young bard named Kale who wished, more than anything in the world, to GM music. For two long months he worked hard but was only able to raise it to 93. Then one day a young man by the name of Euric offered to help the struggling bard. “I have a boat,” said Euric, “I use it to work on my magery. Come with me and I will show you.” So the two set off to work on their respective skills. While Euric was gaining skills left and right, Kale was having difficulty even getting 0.1. “Woot!” cried Euric. Even more determined, Kale furiously practiced but to no avail. “Wow!” cried Euric again, “I`m gaining skills like crazy!” And Kale scowled. Kale worked on his lute until his fingers bled but was only able to gain a few measly skill points. “That`s strange,” said Euric, “you`re not getting much but my meditation and magery are going up.” Kale clenched his jaw and tried to ignore Euric, but his constant wows and woots were vexing. Finally when Kale could take no more he grabbed Euric by the scruff of his neck and tossed his ass overboard.

The End.