Story Roulette

WARNING: The following contains some inside jokes and sexual innuendo.

Kielia: Okay
Kielia: This is how you play
Kielia: We first need a volunteer to start off
Martin Longbow: She talking into the horse’s butt?
Madison Of Troy: hehe
Gahlen: or kissing it
Magellen: lol
Autumn-Winds: ack
Shadow Wisper: ewww
Kielia: Thought I was talking to you, Martin
Autumn-Winds: haha
Skylark: hehe
Dragyn: lol
Martin Longbow:
Gahlen: lol
Madison Of Troy: hehehe
Kielia:
Airmid: ut oh
Celban OBanyan: heh
Magellen: *hands Kie some gum*
Kielia: So one person starts the story off
Kielia: They do a few lines and then call on a random person to pick it up where they left off
VAL: cool
Kielia: That person is free to twist, pervert and do whatever they like with it
Celban OBanyan: ut oh
VAL: Madi u stealing beer
Madison Of Troy: shhh not me
VAL: damm hand some over
Madison Of Troy: i only got one
Madison Of Troy: hehe
Kielia: So who wants to start off?
James of Maddon: ok got my drink
Madison Of Troy: whoot whoot great bartender tonight
Martin Longbow: I will
Shadow Wisper: woot go martin!
Kielia: Begin when ready
Martin Longbow: One summers day Kielia was walking in the woods.
Kielia: hey!
Martin Longbow: When all of a sudden she is attacked by a Dragon.
Martin Longbow: Take it Shadow ..
Shadow Wisper: ack!
Shadow Wisper: umm
James of Maddon: nice dragon sound ack
Kielia: Killing me off in the first few minutes?
Shadow Wisper: the dragon breathed fire at our poor
Shadow Wisper: defenseless kielia
Gahlen: lol
James of Maddon: rofl
Shadow Wisper: burned her real good
Shadow Wisper: but
Shadow Wisper: along came
Shadow Wisper: uhh…
Shadow Wisper: beammer!
Shadow Wisper: and he
Shadow Wisper: skylark your turn
Skylark: he uhh
Skylark: brought out his magic rod and healed her wounds
Martin Longbow: lol
Gahlen: lol
Magellen: lol
Kielia: magic rod, eh?
Shadow Wisper: hmmm..
Madison Of Troy: lol
Airmid: *giggles*
Celban OBanyan: heheh
Kielia: i told you to keep it clean, skylark
Magellen: lol
Autumn-Winds: *laughing*
Shadow Wisper: lmao
Skylark: she was so grateful that she kicked him in the….
Skylark: Autumn
Kielia: no more booze for skylark
Skylark: your turn
Autumn-Winds: she kicked him in the knees
Autumn-Winds: and poor Beammer
Autumn-Winds: didn’t know how he had so offended her
Autumn-Winds: after all he had a lovely magic rod
Autumn-Winds: Airmid
Aliastra: hehe
Skylark: hehe
Kielia: ummmm
Airmid: Well as they
Airmid: poked at each other
Airmid: soon then notice a warmth upon
Airmid: their necks
Airmid: and heard a sound rustling
Airmid: behind them.. and it was..
Airmid: Dragyn take it
Kielia: A story about me and beammer’s magic rod. lovely
Magellen: *laughs*
Dragyn: umm
Madison Of Troy: hehehe
Dragyn: Lord &, Dragon Pimp
Dragyn: shooting spitballs at them from behind
Zepol: lol
Gahlen: lol
Airmid: laffin
Skylark: lol
Celban OBanyan: heheh
Magellen: haha
Dragyn: he moved in to tame the dragon to add to his harem
Dragyn: and…
Dragyn: Celban
Celban OBanyan: *gulps*
Autumn-Winds: hehe
Celban OBanyan: All of a Sudden
Celban OBanyan: Lord & runs out of spitballs
Celban OBanyan: and along comes Zepol
Celban OBanyan: ummm Kie
Kielia: Calling on me?
Celban OBanyan: ohh aye sorry!
Celban OBanyan: passin the buck
Celban OBanyan: *drawing a blank*
Kielia: Along comes Zepol
Kielia: wearing a sun dress
Aliastra: heheee
Zepol: *sighs*
Autumn-Winds: hehe
Kielia: and holding hands with Kale
Madison Of Troy: lol
Magellen: lol
Gahlen: lol
James of Maddon: hi bob
Shadow Wisper: ack
Magellen: omg
Zepol: lol
Kielia: Kale was wearing a pretty bow in his hair
Kielia: and holding a flower Zepol had given him
Kielia: Suddenly….from out of the bushes jumps………
Kielia: Magellen, your turn
Magellen: where from out of the bushes jumps the three bears
Magellen: and singing zipity do dah
VAL: lol
Airmid: lol
Magellen: and asked the cute couple to join them for a picnic lunch
Magellen: James your turn
Kielia: Hmmm….the story went from Beammer’s magic rod to singing bears.
Madison Of Troy: hehe
VAL: lol
Shadow Wisper: lol be glad
James of Maddon: the bears had a whole spread laid out
James of Maddon: as beamer and Kielia polished magic rods
James of Maddon: and kale and zepol
Magellen: omg
James of Maddon: played with flowers
Kielia: ACK..wait, I didn’t have a magic rod
James of Maddon: there in front
Skylark: lol
James of Maddon: of them
Gahlen: you used beammers
James of Maddon: where 100
James of Maddon: begining bards
James of Maddon: all playing the same
James of Maddon: gahlen
Gahlen: all playing the same tune
Gahlen: they all played slightly off key
Gahlen: and began in various places in the same song
Skylark: so bears, bards, beammer and Kie?
Gahlen: ok .. madison
Madison Of Troy: ok
Madison Of Troy: soon after hearing the bards the bears
Madison Of Troy: became angry
Madison Of Troy: and decided to eat the bards for lunch
Aliastra: lol
Autumn-Winds:
Kielia:
James of Maddon: tastes like chicken
Madison Of Troy: so beammer and kie decided they should play with their rods
Madison Of Troy: somewhere more private
Gahlen: lol
Magellen: lol
Autumn-Winds: lol
James of Maddon: good for them
Kielia: ewww
VAL: lol
Madison Of Troy: and invited the others for a little private party at there secret spot
Skylark: ack!!
Magellen: rofl
Kielia: This is SOOOOO not appropriate to be put on the website
Madison Of Troy: hehe
Gahlen: lol
Magellen: edit for content
Shadow Wisper: awwww
Magellen: hehe
James of Maddon: whats wrong with clean rods?
Gahlen: there has been nothing naughty said yet
Magellen: lol
Gahlen: Kie just has a dirty mind
James of Maddon: sick minds
Madison Of Troy: the rods just needed a little spit shine
Kielia: woah
Magellen: lol
Skylark: :))
Madison Of Troy: zepol you go then
Zepol: so the 3 bears and Zepol and Kale go join Kie and Beammer
Kielia: gonna help us polish our rods, zepol?
Skylark: lol
Kielia: never knew you were the type
Zepol: but the 3 bears felt Kie’s anger from them killing the bards
James of Maddon: flowers, skipping and rod polishing
Zepol: and stare at Kie this of course upsets Kie
Zepol: so she stops playing with Beammers magic rod and she
Zepol: Aliastra your turn
Kielia: good ol fashion bed times stories….just like the ones mom used to tell
Madelina: lol
Autumn-Winds: lol
James of Maddon: rofl
Magellen: lol
Skylark: heh
Aliastra: She raises her fist, with the mighty rod and shakes it…yelling out GUARDS!
Autumn-Winds: lol
Zepol: lol
Sophie: ack
James of Maddon: ouch
Skylark: hehe
Aliastra: Calling upon her mighty mare, she runs to the stable and says Claim….her fierce
Aliastra: and fearless packy “a” comes to greet her with a sheepish grin (“a” was the name of my packy that held all the liquor for the evening)
Skylark: lol
Magellen: lol
Autumn-Winds: hehe
Shadow Wisper: rofl
Airmid: laffs
Madison Of Troy: go packey!’
Aliastra: shaking the wand again she yells out….
James of Maddon: nice packy of death
Aliastra: magellen…take it
James of Maddon: poor rod
Kielia: I’ll have you know, “a” is a bad ass bunny killer
Aliastra: hehe
Shadow Wisper: omg
Aliastra: uhh she yells out, is Magellen asleep at the carriage again?
Magellen: and as the mighty fairy guards kale and zepol rush to see what all the problem is
Aliastra: hehe
Skylark: oh my
Zepol: fairy guard
Zepol: *sighs*
James of Maddon: with wings?
Kielia: drink some ale, boy…puts hair on your chest
James of Maddon: and fairy dust?
Zepol: ok ok
Gahlen: and a lisp?
Magellen: the over bearing mighty “a” picks Kais fruit
Magellen: and sits down for lunch
Magellen: during which shadow…
Shadow Wisper: uhh me?
Magellen: yes
Kielia: and who picked whose fruit?
Aliastra: heh
Magellen: hehe
Aliastra: “a” is my hero!
Shadow Wisper: ummm….
Skylark: Kie’s mad at bears right?
Shadow Wisper: hmm
Skylark: lol
James of Maddon: beammer lost his rod?
James of Maddon: ouch
Magellen: lol who knows
Aliastra: uh huh for killing the noob bards
Aliastra: heh
Skylark: ahhh
Magellen: lol
Dragyn: maybe kie kept the rod
Shadow Wisper: shadow sees a lost and wandering dragon
Skylark: why would she be mad about that hehehe
Kielia: you all lost me after Martin went
Shadow Wisper: crying
James of Maddon: *crosses legs*
Aliastra: *hands Kie a map*
Shadow Wisper: poor dragon
Shadow Wisper: what is wrong
Skylark: lol
Shadow Wisper: humans
Shadow Wisper: they don’t like me
Shadow Wisper: *sniff*
Aliastra: awee
Skylark: talking dragons?
Skylark: hehe
Shadow Wisper: all yours martin
Celban OBanyan: Freud would have a field day with this story
Autumn-Winds: hehe
Magellen: lol
Celban OBanyan: hehe
Martin Longbow: The Dragon says “I’m not really a Dragon”
Kielia: fruit picking and rod polishing
Shadow Wisper: omg
Skylark: oh my
Kielia: what more can you ask for in a story?
Zepol: lol
Skylark: lol
Magellen: lol
Celban OBanyan: lol
Martin Longbow: A spell was cast upon me by the evil goku.
Skylark: lol
goku: =]
Martin Longbow: That turned me into a Dragon.
Martin Longbow: I was going to ask Kielia for help but they all ran off and started
Martin Longbow: laying with rods and bears.
Skylark: lol
Martin Longbow: playing
Martin Longbow: Well what can I do to help you? asked Shadow
Skylark: hehe
Kielia: laying or playing with rods. which is worse?
Martin Longbow: the Dragon said …
Aileen: oh no
Magellen: whos getting laid?
Magellen: now im lost
Martin Longbow: (take it Gahlen)
James of Maddon: one gets ypou arrested in 30 states
Magellen: shadows hooking up with a drag
Magellen: eww thats just gross
Gahlen: I need a magic rod to turn me back into my original form
Madison Of Troy: lol
Skylark: ROFL
Shadow Wisper: omg!
Autumn-Winds: hehe
James of Maddon: the dragon needs a big rod
Magellen: lol
Shadow Wisper: *glad she doesn’t have a rod*
Skylark: LOL
Gahlen: it must be clean and shiny and…..
Autumn-Winds: lol
Magellen: LOL
Gahlen: skylark
Celban OBanyan: lol
Skylark: and look they have one over there
Skylark: But who are you Dragon?
Skylark: Shadow asks
Skylark: well if i tell you I may have to eat you
Aliastra: lol
James of Maddon: agency dragons lol
Shadow Wisper: uh oh
Skylark: but I need to know Dragon you could be evil says Shadow
Skylark: Well alright I am (Kie’s turn)
Aliastra: perhaps if you have not had a chance yet, say AYE so ppl know who to pick on next
Kielia: goku hasn’t gone
Skylark: neither has Kie hehe
Dragyn: Kie did
Kielia: aye, i have
Kielia: Zepol was wearing a sundress
James of Maddon: aye she put zepol in the sun dress
Celban OBanyan: poor zepol
Zepol: yeah, i was hoping you forgot that part
Kielia: he liked it
Skylark: lol
James of Maddon: and giving kale a flower
Celban OBanyan: heheh
James of Maddon: how sweet
Skylark: oh ok then (Gokus turn)
goku: So as the confused shadow search for an answer
goku: the dragon said
goku: OK OK ill tell ya who i am
Shadow Wisper: hehe
goku: I am goku’s cat named cyprus
Skylark: lol
Madison Of Troy: hehe
Kielia: i knew he would mention his cat!
Shadow Wisper: oh lol
Skylark: a talking cat dragon
Airmid: lol
Celban OBanyan: heh
goku: i used to run around clawing things that shouldnt be clawed
Aliastra: yikes
Magellen: so wait now shadow is hooking up with the cat?
Skylark: heh
Shadow Wisper: god i hope not
VAL: lol
goku: so he used beammer’s magic rod to change me into a dragon
goku: …
Skylark: no she is finding the rod for the cat dragon
James of Maddon: a big cat
Shadow Wisper: want to bet?
Magellen: lol
James of Maddon: beammer does that hurt
beammer McBonzo: :[
goku: ok vals turn
VAL: then shadow starts to look for the rod
Shadow Wisper: *must not be that ummm big*
Zepol: lol
Madison Of Troy: lol
Autumn-Winds: lol
Magellen: lol
Magellen: poor beammer
Magellen: has a little rod
Magellen: hehe
Aliastra: lol
Celban OBanyan: lol
VAL: wanders around looking for this big rod in a dungeon all dark
Gahlen: not since Kie let it go
Aliastra: lol
VAL: Madi
Madison Of Troy: hehe
Madison Of Troy: my turn?
VAL: yea
Madison Of Troy: cool
VAL: i am laughing to hard
Shadow Wisper: lol me too
James of Maddon: lol
Madison Of Troy: seeing the cat dragon and shadow
VAL: hard to type
Skylark: you are really going to post this?:)
James of Maddon: wow
Kielia:
James of Maddon: this makes sense
Skylark: hehe
Kielia: was going to
Madison Of Troy: she decides that it was time to bring some excitement
Madison Of Troy: to the poor lives
Kielia: but no one will want to join the guild after reading it
Skylark: oh my
Madison Of Troy: so she decided to call her trustoworthy fairy guards in to
Shadow Wisper: woot!
Skylark: ROFL
Aliastra: bah just make a page that says, must be 18 or older to enter for the story
Kielia: fairy guards
Madison Of Troy: bring a little excitement into their lives
Madison Of Troy: the fairy guards came bouncing in
Madison Of Troy: wearing there pink tootoos
Magellen: lol
James of Maddon: and toto too
Kielia: oh my
Zepol: Fairy Guards RULE
Autumn-Winds: hehe
VAL: lol
Airmid: :))
Skylark: ummm
Shadow Wisper: lmao!
Madison Of Troy: asked what may we do for you this evening your highness
James of Maddon: shadow is the fairy queen?
Shadow Wisper: royalty?
Skylark: wow Shadow you have gained rank hehe
Shadow Wisper: cool!
Madison Of Troy: beammer your turn
Magellen: put your rod down beamer
Magellen: its your turn
Skylark: lol
VAL: lol
Gahlen: lol
Autumn-Winds: hehe
Madison Of Troy: stop polishing that thing already
VAL: rofl
Magellen: your gonna break it
James of Maddon: do not poke anyones eye out
Gahlen: waving that thing around
Gahlen: could be dangerous
Magellen: my daddy used to say you polish it to much it’s gonna break
Autumn-Winds: lol
Skylark: oh my
Kielia: oh my
Madison Of Troy: remember its a small rod dont think we have to worry about anyone getting poked
Skylark: Ack!
Magellen: ROFL
Shadow Wisper: ewww
Kielia: with that being said
Magellen: ROFL
Shadow Wisper: lol
Airmid: laffin
VAL: what small rod
Celban OBanyan: omygosh
Madison Of Troy: lol
Gahlen: lol
Kielia: heeeeeeeeeey look at the time
Aliastra: hehee
Magellen: lol
James of Maddon: the cat wants the rod?
Skylark: and they all lived happily ever after
Madison Of Troy: let beammer go
Magellen: you were still polishing your rod
Gahlen: Kie’s bored with beammers rod already?
Aliastra: and they lived happily ever after?
Celban OBanyan: So what is to Moral to the story??
James of Maddon: no no
Celban OBanyan: Dont polish your rod?
Magellen: lol
Madison Of Troy: dont share your rod with so many people
Skylark: do not polish a rod used on a dragon cat
James of Maddon: Kielia wakes up from her dream
beammer McBonzo: lol
Celban OBanyan: LOL
James of Maddon: and sees
Magellen: ewww
Autumn-Winds: lol
Kielia: i stop drinking
Martin Longbow: A Rod in the hand is worth a cat into a dragon?
James of Maddon: flowers and dust
Skylark: OH MY
Madison Of Troy: hehehe
Celban OBanyan: lmao
Magellen: lol
VAL: *hic*
Skylark: ROFL
Airmid: laffin
Shadow Wisper: OOO
Aliastra: a rod is a terrible thing to waste
beammer McBonzo: so the fairy guards were sent on a mission to find a rod
Celban OBanyan: heheh
Kielia: more rods?
Magellen: lol
VAL: lol
Aliastra: not just any rod..the rod of life!
Madison Of Troy: to make the dragon and shadow a little livier
beammer McBonzo: that would help the dragon and the fairy guards all at the same time
Shadow Wisper: lol!!
Madison Of Troy: bring little rods all over
Skylark: why do the fairy guards need help besides the obvious?
James of Maddon: is it a good idea to have the fairy guards watching the rod?
Celban OBanyan: heheheh
beammer McBonzo: but the cat was greedy and wanted the rod all to herself
beammer McBonzo: and vowed to take for her own
Skylark: selfish rod stealing cat
James of Maddon: bad kitty
goku: told ya my cat was evil
goku: =]
Magellen: KILL THE CAT
VAL: rofl
Shadow Wisper: keep him as a dragon
beammer McBonzo: but beammer was into sharing the spoils and wanted to …..next
James of Maddon: beammer your rod is in danger
Magellen: lol
Kielia: okay…i’ll finish it up
Shadow Wisper: uh oh
Skylark: oh no
VAL: now we in for it
Shadow Wisper: kie has the last word
Gahlen: beammers dead
Kielia: And the dragon says….
Kielia: You’re all a bunch of %#$@*& nuts
Celban OBanyan: LOL
Skylark: ROFL
Magellen: lol
Gahlen: nope….warped nuts
goku: =]
Autumn-Winds: lol
Kielia: and eats them all and keeps the rods for himself
Kielia: THE END
VAL: lol
Autumn-Winds: haha
James of Maddon: now nuts
Skylark: LOL
Gahlen: lol
beammer McBonzo: lol
Shadow Wisper: bad kitty
Zepol: lol
Martin Longbow: hehe
Skylark: WOOT!
Celban OBanyan: heheh
Madison Of Troy: hehe
VAL: bad kitty
VAL: bad
Skylark: what a happy ending
Kielia: christ you all need to do this sober next time
Magellen: lol
goku: hey at least i didnt die
VAL: lol no fun
goku: =D
Skylark: LMAO
Gahlen: wouldnt be as much fun’
Kielia: I can fix that, goku
Martin Longbow: heh .. well the story was sure original
Kielia: Kal Vas Flam – Flame Strike
goku: DOH
Magellen: you killed goku you bastard
Dragyn: I want to know how goku got beammer’s rod in the first place to transform the cat
beammer McBonzo: yea next use someone else’s rod
goku: first night back and they want to kill me
beammer McBonzo: lol
Madison Of Troy: hehe
VAL: lol
Autumn-Winds: lol
Skylark: hehe
Kielia: Thank you all for coming……….
Magellen: that was polite for get out
goku: yall are such a caring guild
Kielia: I’ll see if the story is appropriate for posting